Yuma, AZ- Scientists have now tentatively scheduled the apocalypse for early to mid April of 2029. An asteroid being called “Apophis,” is heading straight towards Earth and packs the punch of 65,000 Hiroshima bombs, according to NASA.
The report has director Michael Bay and the Hollywood community concerned, as the logistics of the movie Armageddon are slowly becoming disproved.
The report has director Michael Bay and the Hollywood community concerned, as the logistics of the movie Armageddon are slowly becoming disproved.
“We’re finding out that Michael Bay is full of shit,” said Charlie Burgens, NASA scientist. “The notion that we could drill a hole in an asteroid that is moving at 30,000 mph is starting to look like complete bullshit.”
But Michael Bay remained confident that his truth would be revealed. “The only thing unrealistic about Armageddon is that there is actually someone out there as brave as Harry Stamper to save us from a Texas sized asteroid. Bruce was fucking brilliant in that role.”
The report has the believability of other box office smashes like Independence Day, Predator, and Babe II being questioned by experts as well.
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